On Monday, I decided to treat myself to some new workout clothes for the winter. The boot camp I attend is outside and it can be pretty chilly in the evenings! I had my 5 year old daughter with me, so of course I brought her in to the dressing room with me to try on clothes. Bad. Idea. Here’s the commentary that followed:
“Oh Mommy! I can see your nipples!”
(I should have realized then that this was not going to end well.)
“Yeah, you should really get new clothes, you’re getting pretty big!”
(Really?! Ya think?! I would have NEVER noticed if you hadn’t told me. Why do you think I’m getting clothes to WORK OUT in?)
“Oh my Mommy! You have a lot of hair under your arms. And DOWN THERE.”
(Thank you Eva. Thank you for letting everyone know that I haven’t shaved recently. It’s winter, for crying out loud!)
“Yep, those pants don’t fit. You have a lot of fat poking out there.”
(Again, I KNOW I HAVE FREAKING FAT. It pokes out everywhere! I’m trying NOT to think about that as I try on clothes!)
“Hee hee! I can see your nipples again!”
(Yep. Nipples.)
“We all grow every day. I’m growing, but Mommy, you have REALLY been growing.”
(Thought this one was going be safe. Oh Eva, you tricky, tricky girl.)
“Mommy, I never want hair on my legs when I grow up. You sure do have a lot of hair on your legs and vagina!”
(Again, thanks for letting everyone know that your mother is really Sasquatch. A hairy vagina Sasquatch.)
Really?!
After trying repeatedly to get her to quiet down to no avail, I hurriedly put everything back on hangers and got out of there! Needless to say, I won’t be taking Eva with me to try on clothes again, lol!
(By the way, I did pick up some really cute workout clothes, and an adorable top that was only $5.00!)
Have you ever taken your kids into the dressing room with you? How did that work out for you? Share your funny stories below! 
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Bwhahaha you poor thing. She is too funny though!
Krystle(Baking Beauty) recently posted..Getting Rid Of Acne Scars
She is a hilarious mess, let me tell you!
Oh the honesty of children. Keep in mind she will notice you shrinking as well.
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I do hope so, lol. She told me today as I was getting out of the shower that she really hopes she doesn’t get a big butt when she grows up!
I almost pee my pants, this is so funny. Thanks for the laugh
Thanks for stopping by Monica! I’m sure she was quite amusing to all the other ladies in the dressing room as well, lol!
these are priceless! what store had tops for $5?
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T.J. Maxx! They had a TON of stuff on clearance, I just couldn’t resist!
Ha ha ha!!! This just cracked me up.
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Glad it made you smile Katherine! Thanks for stopping by!
BWHAHAHA! And I thought it was bad the time my three year old said I broke a dress as I struggled to get it off.
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Lol! She told me a while back that I needed to change clothes because my skinny jeans looked like baby pants. Ouch!